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Summer Wars
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Husband: I don’t care what anyone says, this is a great t-shirt.
Wife: I know honey, but do you have to wear it to the rehearsal dinner?
Husband: Uh, how else will everyone know that the father of the bride is not to be fucked with?
Wife: John, no one is going to “F” with you at our daughter’s wedding.
Husband: Remember our wedding? Two fights broke out.
Wife: That you started!
Husband: I specifically told the DJ Steely Dan only! He’s the one who started playing “Funkytown”.
Wife: John, this shirt is not appropriate for a rehearsal dinner!
Husband: Hold on. Did I just hear my wife tell me that loving the United States of America isn’t appropriate.
Wife: I didn’t say that.
Husband: I love three things in this world. The USA, Steely Dan and you. In that order.
Wife: I know, you tell me every night before we go to bed.
Husband: And in the morning.
Wife: Fine John, wear the damn shirt.
She starts to walk away.
Wife: I just think it’s strange that the dog on your patriotic shirt is a German Shepherd.
John looks down at his shirt.
Husband: Wait, what?
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YOTSEIBA&
TO CUTE
FUND IT.
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theworsturlicouldpossiblythinkof:
I would watch this show if it was like that
whoa wait mlp and k-on together???
oh god yes
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Pikachu’s a little weird
OHMHBOBDX
nOT GAAINA
FUCK
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Silentcelle: I saw a snail on my way home tonight. →
It was a small one, on the very side of the pavement.
I walked past it. At first. About half a minute to a minute later, guilt got the better of me and I u-turned, waited for the people who were walking behind me to pass, before I picked up the snail and relocated it to a dry patch of grass on…
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